WHAT DO I DO WITH THE BOX?
- What ever you want. Send one to grandma, your boss, a neighbor, a friend named Richard, and anyone else who would enjoy our lovely box. They are also very useful for birthday, bachelorette parties, and Christmas presents. Just remember our boxes are meant for fun and not to harass anyone.
HOW DO I PUT THIS THING TOGETHER?
- Because we send the boxes flat, you have to put it together. Click here to see step by step visual instructions.
WHAT ARE THE DIMENSIONS OF THE BOX?
- Dick Box is 13" tall, the shaft is 3¾" X 3¾", and the base is 7½" X 3¾"
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THE BOX LOOK MORE LIKE A PENIS?
- We understand that the box isn't an exact replica of a penis. That's how we want it. We want people to scratch their heads and wonder if that is what they think it is. The more questions they have about what the box is or isn't makes it that much better.